I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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