okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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