Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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