I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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