you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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