My friends, they love my intelligence
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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