I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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