Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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