We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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