Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
this just has baby written all over it
Everything about him screamed your future.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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