did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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