Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just want to make out with him forever
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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