I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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