whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it