I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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