Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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