I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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