You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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