Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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