Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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