This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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