508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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