this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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