i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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