that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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