Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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