She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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