You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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