you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
No subtext here. People are naked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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