the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
