WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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