As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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