I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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