playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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