I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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