Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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