Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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