Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
