your thong is hanging out like whoa
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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