Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is it penis luge time yet?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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