She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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