Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
They took my balls.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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