think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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