Sponge bath it is.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Too much gin, very little bucket
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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