Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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