yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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