im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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