was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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