yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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