If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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