fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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