It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
These tits shall not be calmed
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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