they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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