are you still at the devil's house?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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