Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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