worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i will never coherently bang her
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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