Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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