She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
