do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize