i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Blood and glitter go together right?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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